Appearing in a Caltech corridor today: a transcript of Pluto’s concession speech. My favourite line: Dick Cheney was quoted as saying, “Today is a victory for the terra-ists”.
Beats the UFO News, a newsletter which occasionally mysteriously appears in random theoretical physicists’ mailboxes on campus. It’s a circa 1960’s, 30-odd page collection of articles including scientific explanations [sic] of devices such as power sources for UFOs that run off the fifth fundamental force.
Paul Cook 
Do you have a copy of the whole “concession speech”?
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Well, thing is it’s still on the wall. I could borrow it for a bit and scan it I suppose, but I’m not sure how the author feels about me posting it online in its entirety. Mmm, tricky…
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Digital camera?
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Go ahead and post it. I wrote it. You have my permission.
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Autor, Respect!
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!!! It is class to itself
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