A line from an article about US election irregularities:
In Kentucky, a poll worker was arrested for trying to throttle a voter.
What?!? Throttling a voter?? Sounds like there might very well be a very, very interesting story behind this one. Any suggestions on the last thing this particular voter might have said, just before being throttled?
Here’s one to start things off: “So I just pushed this thing here, and now I’ve got this blue screen saying something about an illegal operation…”
Paul Cook 
Ellen found an actual explanation. I prefer mine. Still, it is a rather crazy story.
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Wow!!
A real, bona-fide, actual blog post! I had nearly given up hope…
Maybe the voter said something along the lines of “Vote make benefit glorious nation of Americans. High five! High five!”
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